

Me: "Is this the line for Santa??"
Man: "Do you have your ticket?"
Me: "What ticket?"
Man: "You can't even get in line without a ticket. You have to get one from that booth over there."
I saunter over to the booth, only to discover that the tickets they were currently handing out were for 8:00 pm that night--SIX HOURS LATER!!!! Sorry kids, no Santa is that good. Better luck next year. HO. HO. HO.
So we played the games and played with the dead animals instead.







Luckily, the kids had all seen Santa the week before at Ryan's work party. Lincoln told him that he wanted a snowglobe for Christmas, but Santa thought he said a snowblower and told him he was too young. Fun times!
1 comment:
The dead stuffed reindeer with the bells on his harness is kind of creepy. How do you explain that one to your kids? "Well, kids, that reindeer was too slow, so he was shot & stuffed and sent here to be an example to us all." Weird.
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